1.早知道人间还有加班这种事，当初就不应该下凡。
I knew that there was overtime in the world, so I shouldn"t go down to earth at the beginning.
2.我病了，一上班就崩溃的那种。
I"m sick, the kind that breaks down as soon as I go to work.
3.我明明这么可爱，为什么还要上班。
I"m so cute. Why do I have to go to work?

4.想要有上班以外的生活，于是就有了加班。
If you want to have a life outside work, you have to work overtime.
5.上班就像旧时代的婚姻，明明不幸福，还要长相厮守。
Going to work is like the marriage of the old times. It"s obviously not happy, but we need to stay together forever.